I'm Em!
We're not supposed to talk yet.
*growls* *whispers* Oh, sorry.
Okay. I'm still strapped to a “table” like a science project.
But I am a table! Sh! And there's yelling going on. And fighting. Why didn't I ever mention fighting? I'm still in a van—
I'm a van? Pretty much. And we're still not moving. Now is it our turn? *sigh* Yes. Yay! Hey, I think you're waking up James. You're supposed to tell Rosa, not me. Oh, sorry. Rosa, I think he's waking up. *glares at Em* No duh. James? Are you okay? Blink if you can hear me. Well of course I can— I said blink! Okay, okay. *blinks* Oh, James! *hugs* I have to hug him? Yes, Rosa. *sigh* *hugs* *croaks* What's-- What's ha-happen—ed to my voice? What is this crap? *growls* It's not crap. *cowers* Yes mistress... Don't talk. This is a rescue mission! Rosa, get him water. Anything to get away from him. *ignorant* Re—? Shh! Now's not a good time for you. John was supposed to be here... Speaking of John...
Uhghghgh... where am I? Hey! No cutting to other characters! S-sorry. I have the water. Can I drown him with it? No! Okay, sheesh, I won't....
*cough* urge to fly *cough* Oh right! Um... what am I supposed to say? You want to fly! Oh! Yeah. Why? Humans can't fly? *echoy* You're not human... human... human... Rose, calm him. I think it's happening. Ya think? *glares* Anyway. *places hand on James's forehead* No! Don't suppress me! Nuuuuuu! *dies* Not sorry. I never get to know anything. Ever.
Ha! Now I've got you! Ah! Nobody move, nobody talk, nobody... *bursts out laughing* Pariah? You used the word pariah? No, you did. Get on with the insult! Alright already. You pariah are NOTHING compared to us! There, you happy? Mostly. I will never be happy with any of this script at this rate, but what can you do. *waves guns around* At least I've got guns! *headdesk* Ooh, I get to tie up girlies now? OH NASTY THOUGHT! Shut up, perv! *giggles* You touch me in any way Shmii doesn't specify and I will kill you here and now. Do I get to use the needle now? *headdesk* Yes. Eeheehee! Sedative time!
*pokes James* Oh crap. *k'o* *gasp!* Not a sedative! Those are really harmful to us! *hits* Stop butting in when James passes out. That means it's time for the end of the post! *rubs head* Oh... sorry.
